August 2012
Mustang.
I will kill you.
Olivier, honestly.
That picture wasn’t of your ass, so I don’t see the problem. We all just want to admire the trademark Armstrong Sparkle.
I’m sure you can get Alex to pose for you. I have…
- 2006: Wow, I was really annoying last year
- 2007: Wow, I was really annoying last year
- 2008: Wow, I was really annoying last year
- 2009: Wow, I was really annoying last year
- 2010: Wow, I was really annoying last year
- 2011: Wow, I was really annoying last year
- 2012: Wow, I'm really annoying this year
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
July 2012
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
with all the force of a great typhoon wait that’s not right
imagine a virus which posts all the fanfic you’ve ever read to your facebook
